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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

A Wee Scottish Tale

A Wee Scottish Tale.

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.

A groundskeeper shouts: "Dinnae drink tha water! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!"

The golfer replies: "My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that for me, in English!?"

The keeper replies: "I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!"

Thanks Ellen

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