Cosmetic surgery

Two elder women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. 

The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job."

 

The second woman responded, "Oh, I'm thinking of having my arse-hole bleached!"

 

"Oh! Dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"

 

Thanks Ed B