Jewish Samurai

Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new 
Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Chinese, a 
Japanese, and a Jewish Samurai. 

"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. 

The Chinese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. 
He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly 
divided in two! "What a feat!" said the Emperor. 

"Number Two Samurai, show me what you do." 

The Japanese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny 
box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The 
fly fell to the floor neatly quartered. 

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor.  

"How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?" 

The Jewish samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward, opened a tiny box 
releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and *Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword 
so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was 
still buzzing around! 

In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly 
isn't even dead." 

"Dead," replied the Jewish Samurai !! "Dead is easy. Circumcision... THAT 
takes skill!" 

Thanks Kerry