ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage.
INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:A grape that got too much sun.
SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.
and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage.
INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:A grape that got too much sun.
SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.
And MY Personal Favorite!WRINKLES:Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
Thanks Penny
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