Muslim girl - Humour

I'm going out with a Muslim girl, but she's nothing like you would think.

 

She drinks like a fish and bangs like a shit house door in a gale!

 

Her phone has been off for a couple of days, so I rang her father last night

and he said she was getting stoned.

 

Now that's what I call one understanding and cool dad.

 

Thanks Heidi