'Football ' and the Blonde

        Of all  the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because  it makes football make sense!

A guy took his  blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had  great seats right behind their team's  bench.   After  the game, he asked her how she liked  it.   "Oh, I  really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight  pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't  understand why they were killing each other over 25  cents."   Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked,  "What do you  mean?"   "Well,  they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the  rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the  quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm  like...Helloooooo? It's only 25  cents!"

Thanks Ellen