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Saturday, November 23, 2013

Mike Duffy explained

Universal truth of farm humour.
                              
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our
leaders.
                                                           
The old rancher said, "Well, you know, most politicians like Mike Duffy are 'Post Turtles'.''
                                                           
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.
                                                           
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
                                                           
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up
there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
                                                           
Best explanation I've heard yet.

 Thanks Norman

 

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