Unexpected

"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?", a woman asked her husband.

"No", he said.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty.

He took the crumpled twenty from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?", she asked.

"Uh...no, I haven't", he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty.

He took the crumpled fifty and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now", she said, "Have you ever seen $30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way", he said while, obviously becoming even more excited. "Well, go look in the garage!

Thanks Pat