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Thursday, January 29, 2015

Neighborhood Watch.

The older we get the wiser we become...
 
I've disconnected my home alarm system and  de-registered from the  Neighborhood Watch.
 
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front  yard, one at each corner,
and the  black flag of ISIS in the center.
 
The local police, sheriff,  FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret
Service and other agencies are all  watching the house 24/7.
 
I've never felt safer and I'm saving  $49.95 a month.
 
Thanks Kerry

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