The Winter Boots

>       Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this
> 
> 
>        
>       Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?
> 
>       He asked for help and she could see why.
> 
>       Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
> 
>       By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
> 
>       She almost cried when the little boy said: "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."
> 
>       She looked, and sure enough, they were.
> 
>       Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on.
> 
>       She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.
> 
>       He then announced: "These aren't my boots."
> 
>       She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream: "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.
> 
>       Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
> 
>       No sooner had they got the boots off when he said: "They're my brother's boots.  But my Mom made me wear 'em today."
> 
>       Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
> 
>       But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again.
> 
>       Helping him into his coat, she asked: "Now, where are your mittens?"
> 
>       He said: "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."
> 
>        
>       She'll be eligible for parole in three years.  
Thanks Pat