Jet fuel

Ralph  and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who  worked 

as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL.

 

One  day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the  hangar 

with nothing to do.

 

Ralph said, "Man, I wish  we had something to drink!"

 

Charlie says "Me  too.  Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and  

get a buzz.  You wanna try it?"

 

So they pour  themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and  

get completely smashed.

 

The  next morning Ralph wakes up and is surprised at how good  he feels.

In  fact he feels GREAT!  NO hangover!  NO bad side  effects.  Nothing!

Then  the phone rings... It's Charlie.

 

Charlie says,  "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

 

"I feel great.  How about you?"

 

Charlie says, "I feel great, too.  You don't have a hangover?"

 

Ralph says, "Nope, that  jet fuel is great stuff; no hangover, 

nothing.  We  ought to do this more often."

 

Charlie says, "Yeah,  well there's just one thing..  Have you farted  yet?"

 

"No...."

 

"Well, DON'T.  I'm in Thunder  Bay!

 

Thanks Randy