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Tuesday, February 23, 2016

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Guy who shouts things at bus station granted Alberta legislature press pass


EDMONTON -- “Ted the Truthmaker”, an Edmonton resident who enjoys yelling conspiracy theories about the government at commuters, was granted a press pass to the Alberta legislature yesterday.
“After carefully reviewing our press policy, we made a mistake when we first denied such a noted journalist as Ted,” explained Anne McGrath, the Premier’s deputy chief of staff. “His investigative journalism has uncovered the presence of an international Jewish dentist conspiracy behind water fluoridation, and has also proven that the X-Files is, in fact, a documentary. Premier Notley was particularly impressed with his expose on how big pharma was dousing him with a new drug that makes his pee smell like cotton candy.”
Ted, a key message board poster on 911 for 911wasaninsidejob.com, has claimed he has many journalism awards including two Oscars. 

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