Vegas Baby

A man is walking the strip in
Vegas when a fantastic looking hooker catches
his eye. He strikes up a conversation and
eventually asks, "How Much?" The hooker replies, "I start at
$500 for a hand job."The man says, "$500 for a hand
job? Holy crap, no hand job is worth that kind of
money." The hooker says, "You see that
KFC on the corner?"  "Yes." "Do you see the McDonald's
in the next block?" "Yes." "And do you see the Wendy's
across the street?" "Yes." "Well," said the hooker,
smiling invitingly, "I own all those, and I own
them because I give a hand job that's worth
$500." So the guy says, "What the
hell? You only live once. I'll give it a
try." They go to a nearby motel. A short
time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing
that he has just had the hand job of a lifetime, worth every
bit of $500.  He's so amazed, he says, "I
suppose a blow job is $1000." The hooker says, "No,
$1500.""I wouldn't pay that for a
blow job!"The hooker replies, "Step over
to the window. Do you see those two casinos across the
street? Well, I own those, and I own them because I
give blow jobs that are worth every cent of
$1500."The guy, still reeling from the
terrific hand job, decides to put off buying a new car
for another year or so, and says, "Sign me
up."Fifteen minutes later, he's
sitting on the edge of the bed, more amazed than
before. He can hardly believe it, but he feels he truly got
his money's worth.Deciding to go for broke, he asks,
"So, how much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come back
over to the window. Do you see how the whole city of
Las Vegas is laid out before us? All those casinos, with
the beautiful lights, the gaming, the
showgirls?" Damn!" says the guy in awe.
"You own the whole city?" The hooker says, "No. But I
would .. . . If I had a pussy!"

Thanks Randy