I Miss Bill

It doesn't matter what party you belong to
this is good natured political humour from a
show on Canadian TV, where a black
comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.

 

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"

 

*He was the closest thing we ever got to
having a real black man as President.

 

*He played the sax.

 

*He smoked weed.

 

*He had his way with ugly white women.

 

*Even now? Look at him ...
his wife works, and he doesn't!
And, he gets a check from the government
every month.

 

*Manufacturers announced today that they
will be stocking America 's shelves this
week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one
of the nations' distinguished men.
It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

 

*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car
to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

 

*When asked what he thought about
foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
"I don't know, I never had one."

 

*The Clinton revised judicial oath:
"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it,
the whole truth as I believe it to be,
and nothing but what I think you need to know."

 

*Clinton will be recorded in history as
the only President to do Hanky Panky
between the Bushes.

Thanks Maria