Senior logic

I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my E-scooter, bought a bottle of Crown Royal, and put it in the scooter basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself: if I fall off the scooter, the bottle will break. So I drank all the Crown Royal before I went home.

It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my scooter seven times on the way home.

Thanks Kerry